infamousrunawayxnginxxr:

sneef-to-a-snorf-fight:

dammitsammy:

hugs-to-a-knife-fight:

theawkwardqueerturtle:

chiribomb:

schakira:

hugs-to-a-knife-fight:

rogha:

there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

I feel so appreciated :3

WE FOUND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GOD SAID ADAM AND EVE SO SHE WAS BOTH

I said this same thing! Except I’m also bi so I add to it a little 😇

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Oh hey idk why it says I deactivated. I just changed my name. Still here babes 😎

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quasi-normalcy:

canthaveshitingotham-crucified:

canthaveshitingotham-crucified:

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like “Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick”

“Yeah man, the series is pretty good, but I hate his bitch wife”

junglejim4322:

When bucks fight over a deer and their antlers get tied together and they die together over it that’s. The level of morbid homoeroticism I’m trying to experience

thrashturbate:

xkittyzo1:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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Plants what now

okay so apparently we just discovered that plants emit clicking sounds too high pitched for us to hear, and are noisy when they’re stressed but quiet when content

There needs to be more research done into this, and as of now we can’t say why the sounds happen but. WHAT.

I knew they could hear noises but apparently they MAKE noises too

Cats knocking over houseplants just got a lot more vindictive

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SHUT UPPPP

garbage-empress:

thottistani:

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.