quasi-normalcy:

canthaveshitingotham-crucified:

canthaveshitingotham-crucified:

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like “Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick”

“Yeah man, the series is pretty good, but I hate his bitch wife”

lostwoodscutie:

official-boob-posts:

mia-down-under:

official boob post

thickness-protection-program:

pips-squeak:

rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

thatsoup:

sandmandaddy69:

Beautiful non-gendered language

junglejim4322:

When bucks fight over a deer and their antlers get tied together and they die together over it that’s. The level of morbid homoeroticism I’m trying to experience

thrashturbate:

xkittyzo1:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

Plants what now

okay so apparently we just discovered that plants emit clicking sounds too high pitched for us to hear, and are noisy when they’re stressed but quiet when content

There needs to be more research done into this, and as of now we can’t say why the sounds happen but. WHAT.

I knew they could hear noises but apparently they MAKE noises too

Cats knocking over houseplants just got a lot more vindictive

SHUT UPPPP

catchymemes:

garbage-empress:

thottistani:

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

lady-raziel:

tucker DOWN

eddiescouch:

moonbeam89:

moonbeam89:

moonbeam89:

North Carolina republicans introduced hb-533 today which is a total abortion ban. It bans abortion from the time of conception.

Somebody please get me the fuck out of this fascist fucking hell-scape. I am enraged. And terrified.

It goes in effect July 1st.

I’m just going to get a fucking tubal ligation.

https://href.li/?https://www.ncleg.gov/Sessions/2023/Bills/House/PDF/H533v0.pdf

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The motherfucker who introduced it is Keith Kidwell.

His email is Keith.Kidwell@ncleg.gov if you’re inclined to tell him how you feel about his actions.

This is not dOxInG. You can find his contact info on ncleg.gov. It’s not private info.

Even if you don’t live in NC it’d be appreciated if you contacted Govenor Cooper to let him know the world is watching.

Yes, I understand it was introduced to the house only today and he is the governor but he has veto power in the very real likelihood this passes in the house and senate.

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You can modify the email I sent:

Hello, I’m a deeply concerned and horrified North Carolinian who has learned of HB-533 which would prohibit abortion from the time of conception. An assault on my bodily autonomy is an assault on my freedom. If and when I choose to become a mother is my decision alone - it is certainly not the decision of Representative Kidwell or of any government. I have already urged Representative Penny to vote no, though I have the distinct feeling he will be unreceptive and callous to the rights of women and birthing people in North Carolina. I’m reaching out to implore Governor Cooper to do all he can to fight against this bill.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

[your name]

Contacted. If you’re out of state this is the edit I made:

Hello, I’m a deeply concerned and horrified [State liver] who has learned of HB-533 which would prohibit abortion from the time of conception. I’m horrified to see North Carolina continue the trend of inserting government into individual’s healthcare. An assault on bodily autonomy is an assault on freedom. If and when someone chooses to become a mother is their decision alone - it is certainly not the decision of Representative Kidwell or of any government. It is not big government’s place to decide what someone can do with their body, and interject itself between a health care provider and individual. I’m reaching out to implore Governor Cooper to do all he can to fight against this bill.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

[Name]

I specifically tried taking a tack that would be more understandable from a Republican view.